Rudolf Meltdown 🎄


What’s this? Is it road kill? What happened to poor Rudolf?
Don’t worry, no animals were harmed.


Dearest Rudolf,
Never has a reindeer been so sexualized with a protruding butt and a red nose that that looks like a swollen shaft. Used up and over consumed, I can barely recognize you anymore. You were once Santa’s sexiest pet but like many many beautiful perky things, you’ve hit a downward spiral. Thanks for creating the illusion that all is wonderful. I guess it’s time for you to move on and get replaced by the next sexed-up reindeer. From now-on you will be hidden away in the crypt of Christmas decorations past. I hope you find solace in the fact that your plastic body will take 500 years to biodegrade.



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