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Name: CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee
Brand: JOAN SEED
SKU: 1233790
Price: 34.95 USD
Availability: InStock

JOAN SEED CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Black Heather / XS CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED White / XS CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Brown / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Heather Forest / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Olive / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Navy / XS CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Leaf / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Athletic Heather / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Mauve / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Heather Prism Dusty Blue / XS CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Heather Blue / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Autumn / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Yellow / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Pink / S CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

CAN'T STOP MODELING Men's Essential Tee

$34.95 USD

Joan Seed’s Fortune Cookies
Imagine the classic Fortune Cookie you get in a Chinese restaurant and take it to the next level. That’s how I came up with the idea. Far from the mundane, yet short and full of meaning, they’ve enlightened so many that we’ve now decided to print them on t-shirts.
Joan Seed’s fortune cookies are usually a collage of texts and images for the
soul
purpose of disrupting your brain. The messages may not come hidden in a cookie but trust us, Joan’s sweetness has fewer calories and the satisfaction is much greater. Now you can enjoy Joan’s words of wisdom on your chest wherever you go.

 DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)  
• Pre-shrunk
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
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United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

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JOAN SEED Black Heather / XS FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED White / XS FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Leaf / S FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Heather Midnight Navy / XS FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Heather Deep Teal / S FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Athletic Heather / S FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

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JOAN SEED Autumn / S FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Heather True Royal / S FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Mustard / M FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Red / S FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Heather Raspberry / S FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

FUCK SPRAY Men's Essential Tee

$34.95 USD

FUCK SPRAY
Pack a can in your purse and spray liberally in case of an emergency or simply because you're in that kind of mood! It's my favorite educational tool, education without explanation. Regular or vanilla scented. This Roy Lichtenstein inspired design can be yours in a wide range of sizes and colors!
 DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)  • Pre-shrunk
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

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United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

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Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
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JOAN SEED CUNTY Aussie Bikini Reversible Top

JOAN SEED White / XS CUNTY Aussie Bikini Reversible Top

JOAN SEED Black / XS CUNTY Aussie Bikini Reversible Top

CUNTY Aussie Bikini Reversible Top

$29.95 USD

CUNTY
A lot of people called me names when I was little. Today, I call myself names. Cunty is one of them. Harness the inner force of cunt. And yes, even a man can be cunty. Don't men have a lot to learn from women? The art of cuntiness rests in someone's ability to be sharp and assertive yet deeply feminine, not unlike roses. When you wear this, it serves as a warning for others. These are roses I drew while I was in rehab.

DETAILS
This comfy bikini top with adjustable straps is an eye-catching must-have for a day on the beach, or by the pool. The chlorine-resistant fabric is very soft to the touch, and the top is similar in style to a sports bra for extra support and a great look. It’s reversible; change your mood in a second. Pack one, wear two! Make the sun shine…
 • 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Chlorine-resistant fabric
• Finished with soft, elastic piping material
• Cheeky fit
• Reversible design
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
• Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Sublimation Prints can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Bikinis should be hand washed in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Sublimation Print
Unique sublimation dyes are transferred to sheets of “transfer” paper via liquid gel ink. It is then placed on a heat press along with the substrate to be sublimated.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest (inches)	33 ⅛	34 ⅝	36 ¼	37 ¾	41	44 ⅛	47 ¼
Chest (cm)	84	88	92	96	104	112	120

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United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

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CUNTY Framed Print

$50.00 USD

CUNTY
A lot of people called me names when I was little. Today, I call myself names. Cunty is one of them. Harness the inner force of cunt. And yes, even a man can be cunty. Don't men have a lot to learn from women? The art of cuntiness rests in someone's ability to be sharp and assertive yet deeply feminine, not unlike roses. When you wear this, it serves as a warning to others. These are roses I drew while I was in rehab.

DETAILS
• Alder, semi-hardwood frame
• Sizes are in inches
• Black colour
• .75” thick
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware attached
• Made in Los Angeles
Acquire a piece of art for your home and make any room an expression of creativity.

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Epson Ultra Premium Luster Photo Paper
is in between a gloss and matte finish, providing you with highly saturated, maximum ink coverage.
• 10 mil thick
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

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CUNTY Decorative Pillow

$39.95 USD

CUNTY
A lot of people called me names when I was little. Today, I call myself names. Cunty is one of them. Harness the inner force of cunt. And yes, even a man can be cunty. Don't men have a lot to learn from women? The art of cuntiness rests in someone's ability to be sharp and assertive yet deeply feminine, not unlike roses. When you wear this, it serves as a warning for others. These are roses I drew while I was in rehab.

DETAILS
Could your decor use a lift? This soft pillow will instantly give character to any space. It also makes an excellent hugger.
• 18”x18”
• machine washable cover
• concealed zipper
• printed on both sides
• pillowcase cover: 80% polyester, 20% fleece
• pillowcase insert: 100% polyester

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Sublimation prints can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Decorative pillow covers should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Sublimation Print
Unique sublimation dyes are transferred to sheets of “transfer” paper via liquid gel ink. It is then placed on a heat press along with the substrate to be sublimated.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

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JOAN SEED Men Tee BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Black Heather / XS BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Prism Mint / XS BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee White / XS BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Midnight Navy / XS BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Forest / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Army / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Deep Teal / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Athletic Heather / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Kelly / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Mauve / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Prism Ice Blue / XS BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Ocean Blue / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Orange / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Red / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Pink / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Raspberry / S BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

BEING A CUNT Men's Essential Tee

$34.95 USD

Joan Seed’s Fortune Cookies
Imagine the classic Fortune Cookie you get in a Chinese restaurant and take it to the next level. That’s how I came up with the idea. Far from the mundane, yet short and full of meaning, they’ve enlightened so many that we’ve now decided to print them on t-shirts.
Joan Seed’s fortune cookies are usually a collage of texts and images for the soul purpose of disrupting your brain. The messages may not come hidden in a cookie but trust us, Joan’s sweetness has fewer calories and the satisfaction is much greater. Now you can enjoy Joan’s words of wisdom on your chest wherever you go.

DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus CUNTY iPhone Case

JOAN SEED iPhone 7 Plus/8 Plus CUNTY iPhone Case

JOAN SEED iPhone 11 Pro CUNTY iPhone Case

CUNTY iPhone Case

$24.95 USD

CUNTY
A lot of people called me names when I was little. Today, I call myself names. Cunty is one of them. Harness the inner force of cunt. And yes, even a man can be cunty. Don't men have a lot to learn from women? The art of cuntiness rests in someone's ability to be sharp and assertive yet deeply feminine, not unlike roses. When you wear this, it serves as a warning for others. These are roses I drew while I was in rehab.

DETAILS
• Case is Compatible with wireless charging (iPhone 8 and up) Qi
• Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• See-through sides
This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned cuts and holes.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
All thermal sublimation prints are made to stay. Very durable print technique.
• Cases should always be spot cleaned with a soft tissu and cold water.
• Eyeglass cleaner friendly

HIGH QUALITY PRINTING
Thermal sublimation
The design is transferred to a special foil and then heat-pressed onto the product. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED Black / S UFO Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

JOAN SEED White / S UFO Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

JOAN SEED Sport Grey / S UFO Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

JOAN SEED Maroon / S UFO Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

JOAN SEED Navy / S UFO Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

UFO Warm Up Unisex Hoodie

$44.95 USD

UFO
Are we exploring molecules or are molecules exploring us?

DETAILS
Everyone needs a go-to, cosy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's also perfect for cooler evenings!
 • This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders
• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Hoodies should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
 • Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

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JOAN SEED Men Tee YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Athletic Heather / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee White / XS YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Black Heather / XS YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Prism Mint / XS YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Forest / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Deep Teal / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Mauve / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Soft Cream / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Blue / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Prism Peach / XS YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Pink / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Raspberry / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Orange / S YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

YOU'LL BE GAY Men's Essential Tee

$34.95 USD

DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)  • Pre-shrunk
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED Athletic Heather / XS BEING A CUNT Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED Charcoal-black Triblend / XS BEING A CUNT Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED Navy / XS BEING A CUNT Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED Oatmeal Triblend / XS BEING A CUNT Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED White / XS BEING A CUNT Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED Red Triblend / XS BEING A CUNT Urban Unisex Tank

BEING A CUNT Urban Unisex Tank

$34.95 USD $28.00 USD Save $6.95 USD

Joan Seed’s Fortune Cookies
Imagine the classic Fortune Cookie you get in a Chinese restaurant and take it to the next level. That’s how I came up with the idea. Far from the mundane, yet short and full of meaning, they’ve enlightened so many that we’ve now decided to print them on t-shirts.
Joan Seed’s fortune cookies are usually a collage of texts and images for the soul purpose of disrupting your brain. The messages may not come hidden in a cookie but trust us, Joan’s sweetness has fewer calories and the satisfaction is much greater. Now you can enjoy Joan’s words of wisdom on your chest wherever you go.

DETAILS
• This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Sizes - XS-2XL
A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed
• Tanks should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31
Body Width (inches)	16 ¼	18 ¼	20 ¼	22 ¼	24 ¼	26 ¼
Body Length (cm)	66	69	71	74	76	79
Body Width (cm)	41	46	51	57	62	67

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

CUNTY Nomad Backpack

$59.95 USD

CUNTY
A lot of people called me names when I was little. Today, I call myself names. Cunty is one of them. Harness the inner force of cunt. And yes, even a man can be cunty. Don't men have a lot to learn from women? The art of cuntiness rests in someone's ability to be sharp and assertive yet deeply feminine, not unlike roses. When you wear this, it serves as a warning to others. These are roses I drew while I was in rehab.

DETAILS
• Made from 100% polyester
• Dimensions: H 16⅞", W 12¼", D 3⅞ »
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate pocket for a 15” laptop, front pocket with a zipper, and a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders, and there are zipper pullers attached to each slider
• Silky lining piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team
Strong, ergonomic, water-resistant and definitely at your image. Travel the world up and down, your new Nomad Backpack won’t let you down. Bring your favourite design everywhere you go.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Sublimation prints can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Nomad Backpacks should be hand washed in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Sublimation Print
Unique sublimation dyes are transferred to sheets of “transfer” paper via liquid gel ink. It is then placed on a heat press along with the substrate to be sublimated.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED Black LUCKY BITCH Warm Up Beanie

JOAN SEED Dark green LUCKY BITCH Warm Up Beanie

JOAN SEED Gray LUCKY BITCH Warm Up Beanie

JOAN SEED Navy LUCKY BITCH Warm Up Beanie

JOAN SEED White LUCKY BITCH Warm Up Beanie

JOAN SEED Red LUCKY BITCH Warm Up Beanie

LUCKY BITCH Warm Up Beanie

$29.95 USD

LUCKY BITCH
I am a Lucky Bitch. I feel blessed with the support I get from all of you out there. Perhaps you too are a Lucky Bitch. If you’re lucky and you know it this is for you. May all the good things in life keep flowing in your direction.

DETAILS
• 60% cotton/40% acrylic
• 12" in length
• One size fits all
A comfortable, warm knit beanie. Shameless during the cooler seasons.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Designed not to fade, our embroidery is of the highest quality. Please note the following recommended care instructions.
• Beanies should always be hand washed in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• NO iron
• NO Dry cleaning

HIGH-QUALITY EMBROIDERY
Embroidery
Using Polyester thread, a technique where stitches are embroidered flat on the hat. Highlight small details.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED Athletic Heather / XS NICE COCK Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED Charcoal-black Triblend / XS NICE COCK Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED Navy / XS NICE COCK Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED Oatmeal Triblend / XS NICE COCK Urban Unisex Tank

JOAN SEED White / XS NICE COCK Urban Unisex Tank

NICE COCK Urban Unisex Tank

$34.95 USD $28.00 USD Save $6.95 USD

NICE COCK
Fowl or appendage, you decide. On the subject of manhood, I have to say: a nice one can really open doors!

DETAILS
• This apparel has a unisex fit. Simply perfect for all genders
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Sizes - XS-2XL
A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Tanks should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Body Length (inches)	26	27	28	29	30	31
Body Width (inches)	16 ¼	18 ¼	20 ¼	22 ¼	24 ¼	26 ¼
Body Length (cm)	66	69	71	74	76	79
Body Width (cm)	41	46	51	57	62	67

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED iPhone 5/5s/SE KETAMINE AIRLINES iPhone Case

JOAN SEED iPhone 6 Plus/6s Plus KETAMINE AIRLINES iPhone Case

JOAN SEED iPhone 6/6s KETAMINE AIRLINES iPhone Case

JOAN SEED iPhone 7 Plus/8 Plus KETAMINE AIRLINES iPhone Case

JOAN SEED iPhone 7/8 KETAMINE AIRLINES iPhone Case

JOAN SEED iPhone X KETAMINE AIRLINES iPhone Case

KETAMINE AIRLINES iPhone Case

$24.95 USD

KETAMINE AIRLINES
Get your boarding pass ready. Fly first class! Lift off in 30 seconds, travel to the many destinations your dreams lead you to.

DETAILS
• Case is Compatible with wireless charging (iPhone 8 and up) Qi
• Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• See-through sides
This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned cuts and holes.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
All thermal sublimation prints are made to stay. Very durable print technique.
• Cases should always be spot cleaned with a soft tissu and cold water.
• Eyeglass cleaner friendly

HIGH QUALITY PRINTING
Thermal sublimation
The design is transferred to a special foil and then heat-pressed onto the product. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

CUNTY Higher Women’s Tank

$39.95 USD $32.00 USD Save $7.95 USD

CUNTY
A lot of people called me names when I was little. Today, I call myself names. Cunty is one of them. Harness the inner force of cunt. And yes, even a man can be cunty. Don't men have a lot to learn from women? The art of cuntiness rests in someone's ability to be sharp and assertive yet deeply feminine, not unlike roses. When you wear this, it serves as a warning to others. These are roses I drew while I was in rehab.

DETAILS
• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
• Comfortable, stretchy material that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.
• Unisex fit
• Made in the USA
This racerback cut gives it an athletic look. It’s a must for warm days in the sun. So light and comfy you’ll want to wear it all the time.

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Sublimation prints can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• Tanks should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Sublimation Print
Unique sublimation dyes are transferred to sheets of “transfer” paper via liquid gel ink. It is then placed on a heat press along with the substrate to be sublimated.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
chest (inches)	28 - 30	30 - 32	32 - 34	36 - 38	40 - 42	44 - 46
Waist (inches)	23 - 24	25 - 26	27 - 28	30 - 32	33 - 35	36 - 38
chest (cm)	71-76	76-81	81-86	91-97	102-107	112-117
Waist (cm)	58-61	64-66	69-71	76-81	84-89	91-97

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED Men Tee Steel Blue / S PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee White / S PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Black / S PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Navy / S PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Athletic Heather / S PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Berry / S PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Raspberry / S PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

PURPLE KUSH Men's Essential Tee

$34.95 USD

PURPLE KUSH
Superheroes can be fascinating but this one has magical powers. He goes by the name of Purple Kush. He neutralizes negative emotions with his phaser, which incidentally looks like a bong! Purple Kush, rescue me!

DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

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United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

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JOAN SEED Men Tee DARK WEB Higher Men’s Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee XS DARK WEB Higher Men’s Tee

DARK WEB Higher Men’s Tee

$59.95 USD

DARK WEB ANNUAL PICNIC
What if there was a huge annual gathering of all the scammers, hackers, killers, drug dealers and miscellaneous criminals on the web? What if they hired me, Joan Seed, to create their invitation? This would be a major event! Of course, you have to tell your friends you went as a VIP Guest. Burning Man, move over! Sometimes you just have to laugh at what the world is coming to.

DETAILS

Your new favourite All-Over T-shirt is made from super smooth and comfortable cotton touch polyester jersey that won’t fade after washing. When your attitude makes a 380-degree statement.
• Regular fit
• 96% polyester/4% elastane
• 96% polyester/4% elastane
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Fabric weight: 6.13 oz/yd² (208 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Sublimation prints can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Sublimation Print
Unique sublimation dyes are transferred to sheets of “transfer” paper via liquid gel ink. It is then placed on a heat press along with the substrate to be sublimated.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest (inches)	31 ¼	34	36 ⅜	42	47	51 ⅝
Length (inches)	27 ½	28 ¼	29 ⅜	30 ⅝	31 ¼	32 ¼
Chest (cm)	79	86	92	107	119	131
Length (cm)	70	72	75	78	79	82

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

JOAN SEED Men Tee Black / XS LOBOTOMY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee White / XS LOBOTOMY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Black / S LOBOTOMY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Forest / XS LOBOTOMY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Navy / XS LOBOTOMY Men's Essential Tee

JOAN SEED Men Tee Heather Grey / XS LOBOTOMY Men's Essential Tee

LOBOTOMY Men's Essential Tee

$34.95 USD

ENJOY YOUR LOBOTOMY
A lobotomy is a nifty little touch up in your brain that can suddenly make everything run smoothly - or not. This procedure is hardly ever practised anymore. Today it’s just a self-induced state of mind. It doesn’t matter how your brain is wired, we all need to shut down connections every now and again. Enjoy.

DETAILS
This Men's essential t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable but yet flattering. The must-have t-shirt in your wardrobe when a classic becomes your wearable attitude.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• 30 single
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Digital designs can be preserved very well if these recommended care instructions are followed.
• T-shirts should be washed inside out and set on a gentle machine cycle in cold water
• To avoid any form of fading, machine drying is not recommended.
• Lay flat to dry
• Dry cleaning is not recommended

HIGH-QUALITY PRINTING
Digital Print
The colours are sprayed onto the product. This is done with a computer-controlled printer. Inked surface.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We do special orders. Please contact us at joan@joanseed.ca for enquiries. Love, Joan.

SIZE GUIDE

2 items at regular prices	GET $5 OFF
3 items at regular prices	GET $10 OFF

+

United States customers, when your order reach $85 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Canadian customers, when your order reach $100 and more	FREE SHIPPING
International customers, when your order reach $120 and more	FREE SHIPPING
Wall Art framed, posters and canvas	FREE SHIPPING Worldwide

If your order contains printing errors, defective goods or simply isn't what you were expecting to be, we will, of course, take back the product and refund your money or send you a new product. Any claims must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 15 days after the estimated delivery date.

Please contact our Service-Team at ben@joanseed.ca, if one of these reasons should apply to you. (If possible, please attach any relevant photos to illustrate the problem as well).

You can also call our Customer Service: +1 514 903-9431
Monday to Friday 10:30 am until 5:00 pm EST

We take about 2-5 business days to create your unique products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that (from only 4 to 16 days).

Quality always comes first for us.

We’re constantly working hard to give you the best possible shipping rates. To find out what the best rate available would be for your destination, fill your order in the checkout menu and the shipping rate calculator will present the best options possible.

🎁

CHRISTMAS DEADLINES

Economy • USA order before December 5th
Economy • WORLD order before December 1st
Priority • WORLD order before December 10th
Express • USA order before December 15th

✈️

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